Wednesday, September 8, 2010

Day One Hundred Twenty Three

So apparently . . . The talk of the town is that I'm a coke addict.
Not coke as in Cola.  Coke as in cocaine.
I mean . . I know that I come off as rough. 
Shady. Suspicious.

But really.
Cocaine??
Come on people.
Let's at least start with a gateway drug?
White/Middle-Class/Mormon girl starts messing around.  
And goes first for cocaine.
Naturally.

But then again.
Who wouldn't love some of these side effects

agitation, excitability, irritability, nervousness, or restlessness
difficulty passing urine or urinary incontinence
dilated (enlarged) pupils
dizziness, lightheadedness, or fainting spells
fast or irregular heartbeat
headache
increased sweating
mood swings or other mental changes
nausea, vomiting
nervous tics or rapid speech
numbness or tingling in the hands, feet, or arms
stomach pain
tremor
troubled breathing (hyperventilation)
unusual muscle weakness


Good stuff.

8 comments:

Melwel said...

WHAT?!?!?!?!
That's crazy.....now coco cola I can believe.

Melanie said...

How did this come about??? Because no one can be as beautiful as you and work as hard???????

natalie said...

i just wanna know why they thought you were doing cocaine. totally random. you druggy.

Laur said...

I love the color grey. I'm obsessed with it, so I love to stare at your blog. Great color coordination going on. Spent some time this morning with your mom. Made me miss you more than I did yesterday. less than a week.

cole linnae said...

brooke.
you need to quit your snorting habit. i'm turning you in to A&E intervention.

Erin Blake said...

Seriously, how did that rumor get started?

Brooke Shoko said...

Ha!
I have NO clue how on earth this ever started.
Beats me.

Kimi said...

My favorite is that this post is in poetry form.

Perfection.

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