Day One Hundred Twenty Three

So apparently . . . The talk of the town is that I'm a coke addict.

Not coke as in Cola.  Coke as in cocaine.

I mean . . I know that I come off as rough. 

Shady. Suspicious.

But really.

Cocaine??

Come on people.

Let's at least start with a gateway drug?

White/Middle-Class/Mormon girl starts messing around.  

And goes first for cocaine.

Naturally.

But then again.

Who wouldn't love some of these side effects

agitation, excitability, irritability, nervousness, or restlessness

difficulty passing urine or urinary incontinence

dilated (enlarged) pupils

dizziness, lightheadedness, or fainting spells

fast or irregular heartbeat

headache

increased sweating

mood swings or other mental changes

nausea, vomiting

nervous tics or rapid speech

numbness or tingling in the hands, feet, or arms

stomach pain

tremor

troubled breathing (hyperventilation)

unusual muscle weakness

Good stuff.