Saturday, March 27, 2010

Only an old lady.

Yet another great story from my precious hours at work:

It was the average day again as a hostess. As I walked to the host booth to seat two older ladies (and by old I mean white hair, possibly a cane, and hunched backs). Before I could even ask how they were or how many were in their party, the older of the two pulled the peace sign on me. I was confused for a minute, but then realized that she was motioning to me that there would be just the two of them eating today.

Me: Alright, table for two? Let me grab you some menus.
Old lady: I want a table with no smoking
Me: Okay we can do- (cut off by Old lady)
Old lady: I want a table with no drinking
Me: Alright
Old lady: (Suddenly leans in quietly) And no sex.

What????? No sex??
Of COURSE no sex.

*But bless her heart right?*

Only an old lady could get away with a comment like that.

Thursday, March 25, 2010

March March March

On this month . . .

Overall Grade: B+
Favorite moments: San Diego, last day of skiing, painting with mother
Least favorite moments: Saying goodbyes
Hopes for next month: Better grades, more sunshine, and at least 2 good Sunday naps

Last home game

A little surprise after class (look carefully)


All for my iPod charger?

Hellllllo spring break!

The hoodlums I went with


Love birds

This was ONE slice. ONE.

Brookie & Cookie

Bye bye Ben

Take care Tru

Sunday, March 14, 2010

It's here.


exclamation point

Sunday, March 7, 2010

Okay to Miss

the summer

the group

the bountiful

the peruvians

the park

the tanya

the dumplings

the best friend

the ray

the andrew

the michael

the trailer

the cousin

the students

the puppy

the truman

the babies

the high school friends

the fam

New Found Love