Yet another great story from my precious hours at work:
It was the average day again as a hostess. As I walked to the host booth to seat two older ladies (and by old I mean white hair, possibly a cane, and hunched backs). Before I could even ask how they were or how many were in their party, the older of the two pulled the peace sign on me. I was confused for a minute, but then realized that she was motioning to me that there would be just the two of them eating today.
Me: Alright, table for two? Let me grab you some menus.
Old lady: I want a table with no smoking
Me: Okay we can do- (cut off by Old lady)
Old lady: I want a table with no drinking
Old lady: (Suddenly leans in quietly) And no sex.
What????? No sex??
Of COURSE no sex.
*But bless her heart right?*
Only an old lady could get away with a comment like that.